65.7 F
Fort Smith
Thursday, March 28, 2024

Sports Writer Gone Nuts

We are saddened to inform everyone that our very own Sports Writer, Megan Hecox, has been arrested. Although the investigation is ongoing, we do know that she was picked up by the Game and Fish commission late last night. It is rumored that she has a horrible addiction of chasing squirrels.

Hecox’s lawyer says there is incriminating photographic evidence turned in to law enforcement. One particular photo shows Hecox running through her house in a sports jersey as innocent squirrels scatter for safety.

Hecox will likely plea insanity (nutcase) & is being held with a 1,500 “Acorn” bond.

WARNING: Attached image may be disturbing.

sports-fools-joke-nuts
- Paid Partnership -spot_imgspot_img
Resident News Network
Resident News Networkhttps://residentnewsnetwork.com
Locally owned, locally focused news + sports source for the Arkansas River Valley.
Latest news
- Paid Advertisement -spot_img
- Paid Advertisement -spot_img
Related news
- Advertisement -spot_imgspot_img