We are saddened to inform everyone that our very own Sports Writer, Megan Hecox, has been arrested. Although the investigation is ongoing, we do know that she was picked up by the Game and Fish commission late last night. It is rumored that she has a horrible addiction of chasing squirrels.
Hecox’s lawyer says there is incriminating photographic evidence turned in to law enforcement. One particular photo shows Hecox running through her house in a sports jersey as innocent squirrels scatter for safety.
Hecox will likely plea insanity (nutcase)
& is being held with a 1,500 “Acorn” bond.
WARNING: Attached image may be disturbing.